GeneralAlthough they are modeled as pin cushions, these naughty plushies are fine for just a cuddle, or as a bedfellow for your other stuffed toys. They are, however, adult only novelty items. They are not in any way intended for children!Photos are for illustrative purposes only. Although your Prick Cushion will be equally as awesome as those photographed, each Prick Cushion is a one of a kind unique lady or fella, with his owe special quirks. Just like the real thing!
Pins are never included, because we hear the post man doesn't like little pricks!
Invoices are sent by email only. If you need a paper copy, feel free to print, however as no one has ever requested a physical invoice from The Prick Cushion, we choose to do our best to keep our trees like we take our dicks, erect and sustainable.
PaymentOur preferred method of payment is Paypal. For other arrangement, please contact us
We ask that payments be made within 3 days of the purchase.
Items paid for with E-Checks will be shipped when the check has cleared
TaxResidents of Kentucky must pay a 6% sales tax.
ShippingWe usually ship within 48 hours of receipt of payment.
Custom orders are shipped when the buyer approves the item is correctly made to order.
The item(s) will be shipped to your paypal address unless informed otherwise. Please check that this is the right address!
We ship USPS First Class with delivery confirmation for the plushies.
Refunds and ExchangesShould an item arrive and it is not what you expected, or you think we have screwed up, please let us know within a week of receipt. Your satisfaction is important to us!
GiftsWe am more than happy to send a prick cushion as a gift. We do require the buyers name be included in the gift, so the giftee knows what kinda crazy friends (and not weirdo stalkers) they have!
PrivacyWe are committed to protecting your privacy at all times, in all situations. The information we collect about you when you sign up for an account is solely used to process your orders and to provide a more personalized experience on our site. We never share this information with third parties unless your prior consent is given )or we are required to by law).
FeedbackOur Customer Appreciation page is our favourite part of ThePrickCushion.com. If you love your Prick Cushion, please send in a picture to add to the fun!
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