Have you ever felt like your uterus was undead, trying to fight its nasty little way out of you?
Then a zombie uterus probably isn't that far fetched.
Just in case you crave brains in stead of chocolate while PMSing the maker of The Prick Cushion introduces The Zombie Uterus.
And this one has been nasty a little to long... it appears to dragging an ovary behind it!
Inspired by the ovarian cysts, "That Time Of The Month" measures approx 6” in both height and width. Her lining is lifeless grey, with flesh-rotting green insides and the ovaries are a lovely shade of puke.
brand. The Prick Cushion
size. average (6")
colour. grey, green and gold
details. uterus, with flared fallopian tubes, and a loose ovary
material. felt, polyester fiberfill, ribbon
Each That Time of the Month is handmade for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!
Wondering where I got those awesome pins? Check out Spooky Daddy!
Although these girlie bits are lifelike, it is not intended for ovulation, nourishing fetuses, giving birth or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only
Made for Fun, not Fury!
This product was added to our catalog on Friday 13 January, 2012.