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Chocolate Crabs!

$22.00

There once was a fellow named Chuck,
who wanted a fuck for a buck.
A hoe named Louise,
with a venereal disease,
taught Chunk that a bucks fuck's bad luck.

Rank Wanks are just that. Dirty Dongs, Nasty Knobs, Sick Pricks, and in this case, a Chocolate covered crustacean. A Crabby Cock no less.

Rank Wanks are created using original illustrated by Abitabite, which are then hand printed onto the fabric using a Gocco. They are limited edition. So these Queasy Quickiesticks are still highly Desirable Dicks. As the fabric is hand printed, print intensity and placement differs slightly in each prick, and may not match those photographed. But worry not, each prick is crawling in crabs.


The Prick Cushion measures approx 8.5". Made with a giggle and a grin, this willy is the greatest gag gift.


FACTS

brand. Rank Wank

size. large (8.5")

colour. chocolate

details. made with hand-printed "Crabs" fabric, circumcised, with balls

material. felt, polyester fiberfill

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Adult novelty only.

Made for fun not fury.

The Prick Cushion supports safe sex and realistic sex education. House your noodle then release your strudel!


Add to Cart:

  • Model: Rank Wank Crabs Chocolate
  • 1 Units in Stock



This product was added to our catalog on Friday 06 January, 2012.

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