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Hot Pink Crabs!


There once was a fellow named Chuck,
who wanted a fuck for a buck.
A hoe named Louise,
with a venereal disease,
taught Chunk that a bucks fuck's bad luck.

Rank Wanks are just that. Dirty Dongs, Nasty Knobs, Sick Pricks, and in this case, a Hot Pink Mess. A Crabby Cock no less.

Rank Wanks are created using original illustrated by Abitabite, which are then hand printed onto the fabric using a Gocco. They are limited edition. So these Queasy Quickiesticks are still highly Desirable Dicks. As the fabric is hand printed, print intensity and placement differs slightly in each prick, and may not match those photographed. But worry not, each prick is crawling in crabs.

The Prick Cushion measures approx 8.5". Made with a giggle and a grin, this willy is the greatest gag gift.


brand. Rank Wank

size. large (8.5")

colour. hot pink

details. made with hand-printed "Crabs" fabric, circumcised, with balls

material. felt, polyester fiberfill

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Adult novelty only.

Made for fun not fury.

The Prick Cushion supports safe sex and realistic sex education. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it!

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  • Model: Rank Wank Crabs Hot Pink
  • 1 Units in Stock

This product was added to our catalog on Monday 27 December, 2010.

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