This is a special listing for Chris. I know it's hot, but it's not for you! So keep your lusty little hands to yourself.
There once was a fellow named Chuck,
who wanted a fuck for a buck.
A hoe named Louise,
with a venereal disease,
taught Chunk that a bucks fuck's bad luck.
Rank Wanks are just that. Dirty Dongs, Nasty Knobs, Sick Pricks, and in this case, a Green Peen. A Crabby Cock no less.
Rank Wanks are created using original illustrated by Abitabite, which are then hand printed onto the fabric using a Gocco. They are limited edition. So these Queasy Quickiesticks are still highly Desirable Dicks. As the fabric is hand printed, print intensity and placement differs slightly in each prick, and may not match those photographed. But worry not, each prick is crawling in crabs.
The Prick Cushion measures approx 8.5". Made with a giggle and a grin, this willy is the greatest gag gift.
Each Prick Cushion is handmade for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!
brand. Rank Wank
size. large (8.5")
colour. lime green
details. made with hand-printed "Crabs" fabric, circumcised, with balls
material. felt, polyester fiberfill
Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Adult novelty only.
Made for fun not fury.
The Prick Cushion supports safe sex and realistic sex education. If your nude, tube your dude!
This product was added to our catalog on Thursday 23 September, 2010.