Although we are not the first to make the beat/beet pun, don't you think our intention is a little mood fun? Regardless, if you beat or root, the result is a stain that just won't go away. Monica only wishes her's came in such a pretty shade of pink.
For scorned lovers, and women with penis envy, a present for a secret spinster sister, the perfect bachelorette gift for the crafty girl who has everything or the pin cushion you will never lose (but hide from your mother-in-law). The Prick Cushion is a penis plushie, a pin cushion, or whatever you want it to be!
The Prick Cushion measures approx 8.5". Made with beetroot pink felt, a giggle and a grin, this willy is the perfect pillow pal.
Each Prick Cushion is handmade for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!
FACTS
brand. The Prick Cushion
size. large (8.5")
colour. beetroot pink
details. circumcised, with balls
material. felt, polyester fiberfill
Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Adult novelty only.
Made for fun not fury.
This product was added to our catalog on Tuesday 20 July, 2010.
