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Colourful Cocks

The Prick Cushion - Colourful Cocks

Peens with panache! This guys come in a variety of colours from mellow tye-dye to electric blue balls. The occasional animal print has been spotted lurking in the bushes. Likes to stay out late and not call the next day.



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The Prick Cushion - Juicy

The Prick Cushion - Juicy

I've never really understood why girls write JUICY across their hineys. If I was in such desperate need of attention that I needed to advertise, I'd...
$15.00

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The Prick Cushion - Limey Bastard

The Prick Cushion - Limey Bastard

The Limey Bastard is a fruity phallus. With his cockney accent, he'll probably offer you a shot and something salty, that will pucker your mouth. For...
$15.00

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The Prick Cushion - No Shrinking Violet

The Prick Cushion - No Shrinking Violet

No Shrinking Violet will not be outdone, he might look like a ladies lad, but he lusts like a man! This pretty flower will be the centerpiece of your...
$15.00

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The Prick Cushion - Pea-COCK

The Prick Cushion - Pea-COCK

*puts on best David Attenborough voice* The elusive pea-cock has been evading my photographic capture for several days. Pea-cocks are among the...
$15.00

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The Prick Cushion - Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love

The Prick Cushion - Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love

A tip for the ladies... if you ever want to swell a mans ego, call his little fella the Purple Helmeted Warrior of Love. If you want to cut it down a...
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The Prick Cushion - Purple People Pleaser

The Prick Cushion - Purple People Pleaser

He was a One Eyed, Horny, Phallic Purple People Pleaser One Eyed, Horny, Phallic Purple People Pleaser One Eyed, Horny, Phallic Purple People Pleaser...
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The Prick Cushion - Red Hot Poker

The Prick Cushion - Red Hot Poker

Red Hot Poker... Red Hot Poke Her... You decide! Either way, he will still be Red Hot! Perfect for a little devil to ease her frustrations. For...
$15.00

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The Prick Cushion - Royal Jubilee

The Prick Cushion - Royal Jubilee

Have you ever heard the saying that blue is the colour of royalty? Well, all that blood blue has rushed to the head of this member! But that's not...
$15.00

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The Prick Cushion - Salute

The Prick Cushion - Salute

A-TEN-HUT! This Prick is standing to attention. He will be your acting jack, guaranteed not to be at ease after 8 bells. As you were. For scorned...
$15.00

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The Prick Cushion - Shock Cock

The Prick Cushion - Shock Cock

The Shock Cock is just that, it will get a reaction, every time you whip him out. With a flair of colour, this Prick Cushion knows how to grab your...
$15.00

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