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I have declared it New Item New Years!
(I know New Item November didn't turn out so well, so we are giving it a second shot)
Which is great for two reasons!
If you have never been to The Prick Cushion booth, you have never, ever seen the awesome new items I made this summer.
And if you have, but you were suddenly struck down with a temporary brain tumor, rendering it impossible to buy a prick, and hence causing to kick yourself ever since because they are not available online, you can give your kicking boot a rest! !
Don't trust that "New Products" nonsense directly below though... it is zencart crazy talk... Drop by the blog to see what I am listing.